I'm not QUITE sure why I keep doing this. I never seem to fill objectives any more than if I didn't keep a list...

Movies to Watch
[ ] Grandma's Boy
[ ] Se7en
[ ] Snowcake
[ ] American X
[ ] Lake House
[ ] Shrek 3
[ ] Pirates of the Caribbean III
[ ] Oceans 13
[ ] Original Oceans 11
[ ] Be Kind, Rewind
[ ] From Hell
[ ] The Departed
[ ] 21 Dresses
[ ] Eagle Eye
[ ] Coraline
[X] The Hangover [06/26/09]
[ ] UP
[ ] Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! :D

( winter melded with spring which melded with summer... O.o )

IT'S Summertime!!! 2009
[ ] Visit my dad for a week <3 [prooobably not going to happen unless it's after Orchid lets me go]
[ ] Internship @ TV/Radio Station
[ ] Go running/biking at least once a week [2/12] [starting 06/19]
[/] Watch at least 3 movies on my list [1/3]

( And the year continues )

Things to do before I die
[ ] Do a Taffy Pull
[ ] Hang Gliding
[ ] Water Skiing
[ ] Fly a Plane
[ ] Go Parachuting/Skydiving
[ ] Go Hunting
[ ] Try Modeling
[ ] See the Northern Lights
[ ] Get paid "a lot" of money to edit a film or music video [over $1000]
[ ] Make acting a career option
[ ] Scale a Mountain... Then bike down the other side... XD
[ ] Go backpacking somewhere [pref Europe]
[ ] Go to a nudist or "clothing optional" resort
[ ] Possibly go bungee jumping
[ ] Possibly do deep sea diving

Help me fill this out and complete objectives! :D

( Movies I've Watched This Year )

AM I A BAD INFLUENCE?! Amazing! FRIENDS CUT Okay, last call on the FRIENDS CUT. I'M AT KATY'S!

1. Will you be looking for a new job? Here's the deal: Two beers in one half hour and I don't even feel all that drunk.

LAST ONE FOR THE DAY! If there's less than 10% visibility on the road because of fog in the fucking highway because everything's low on the highway. I'm sure this has been read before, but I agree with it just the same and it's never been posted in my journal before. I watched Sweeney Todd with Katyface on Saturday.

Friends list has been updated. What American accent do you have? This is my new WoW filter, if ya want out, lemme know. :) Welcome, everyone, to my work filter. This is my massive I'm-so-sorry I-really-do-love-you post to every birthday I've neglected between late October to now.

Apparently I'm an elephant whore. I... I'm flattered. So today was Kiki's birthday... And I missed a birthday.

So it's common knowledge that I was a founder of the guild. Hmmm... Ima use my swirl ice cream cone bullets. :D COUNTDOWN!!! Thanks so much Nikki and Holly for the site! :D Okay so I got nothing done of my checklist I wrote earlier, including the laundry that I was supposed to do today... When the day starts off with my leg throbbing, you know its gonna suck... OKAY! This is my new WoW filter, if ya want out, lemme know. :)

"Why don't you take the next few days off and get out of bed." ~My Lovely Boss HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YESTERDAY!!!!

I'm 70% LiveJournal! Happy Birthday, Adam! + Have You EVER? + La Dee La!!!! Which Character From The Office Are You?

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! I have a rather small but significant number of things to do today: Evidently, because I spend a good portion of time on these pets, I'm therefore not motivated in the game. Well look at that. I only got half of my laundry done today. Everyone one my list has to benefit from this site. ...that's the time of the day I'm the most sleepy. sarcastic flirt MUSIC MEME! Chances are people you don't even know are being introduced to your journal every day, either randomly or through someone else.

Skettis Dailies: Before I let you go, I shall whine and QQ about how horrible a day I had today. I go to Mike's in 5 days. Argh! (Order in which they were acquired) Email I just recieved titled: UNIVERSAL EXPRESS DELIVERY Happy V-Day, Everyone! Still at the airport 7 hours later... So I'm here in Virginia. Back home safe and sound. I had such a wonderful trip I hated to see it go. I knew something important was on Feb 21st... Yay for being up at 4:30 in the morning!!! XD Okay, I must update on my weekend. How come with such a great weekend I just had, that ONE thing can really put a damper on... everything?!

I'll take you for who you are, if you take me for everything. Wow. I gotta relationship question for everyone on my flist should you choose to participate. List of things to do tomorrow morning before work: ALRIGHT! I figure it's been a few months now, so I might as well update my 101 in 1001 list. HAI EVERYONE!! I love Jessica.

I am laying in bed and my bpm is 94. I think today has to be one of the worst days I've had in a very long time. Tonight I found out who some of my real friends are. Life keeps on changing I am seriously crying my eyes out to the newest Maroon 5 CD. This is highly filtered. Let me apologize to begin with LULZ! Sometimes my mind runs a little slow

Directions: My jones bottle cap says "An old friend will be your source of strength." In the continuing effort of becoming a better person, I have made a vow to start this guy today: 01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink This is going to be one rough week. I'm gonna see exactly how much sleep I'm going to get this week... Hey, you gotta hear what my horoscope is for this week I've been listening to country music more lately. Eh. THE WEEK OF HELL IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!

"We all have to live with the things we do to get back at people." Yep! This won't break your heart How was everyone's St. Patty's Day? :D

Things I should have done that I would fix if I had to do over: The sun will set for you.
Things I must do before work tomorrow: Please answer me this! Metro Times

Hey I'm sorry for not posting the results of the Music Lyrics Meme yet... It's the love that truly matters. Hello, everyone! HERE is the reference to the song lyrics, and now we go to..... You chose to surrender Come on baby dont say maybe. Isn't it time you got over how fragile you are. - Anna Nalick

It seems to be that time of the year again that I start thinking about possible tattoo ideas for myself. I'm in love. :) Today I have: He was sittin’ at the bar, sippin’ on a regular Coke Ok. On that recent trip I spent loots of money on gas. LOLSKATES! Head under water I love it when my dad emails me. XD Sooooo yesterday was Ashley's birthday party. If I'd've known the way that this would end Song update: Ok!!! COMPLETED

Had a long heart-to-heart chat with Dave about moving in together. I have a date with Brandon tonight! :D Will take Door Number Three, please. >.> Seriously. Hi guys I'm texting you from my BRAND NEW PHONE!!! :-D ... Why do I always have to like the guys that couldn't give a shit about me?

This weekend: Write down your top three morals that you live your life by, and explain why they are so important to you. hahahaha! So I'm driving home and the local DJ is doing a thing on "naughty girls". PLUS (+) After all that you put me through Wanna know something weird? All I can say is whoever wants to buzz my apartment and come over at 7am needs to call my cell first so I know who you are. So my dad called me up today.

125/66 blood pressure with 75 pulse rate. Omg. I intake about 3200 calories per day. I am this close to completely writing off Mike (S) for good. WARNING!!!! Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz 1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks. Okee. I hadn't done this one in A WHILE so... I wish I could tell you "I love you" and have that be appropriate.

I'm sick. I have been very sick lately. :\ "Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong - sometimes it's letting go." I've come across a rather difficult and sensitive situation and I'm not quite so sure how to proceed. For the first three people that reply to this post, and who re-post this challenge: you win!!! I've been doing a lot of thinking about parents lately. If you're willing to fight in the past, you better be willing to deal with all the mistakes you made in the past, too. I am finding it very hard to resist the A&W pop cans we have in the fridge here at work... R.I.P. Mrs. Savage

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!! This was written by me nearly one year ago. “Here comes the mail and everything is nicely you want to write my tale when it comes to I wonder why.” 60 honest answers. Today was just one of those days, I think. LULZ!!! Your Heart is Red and Orange SamJ's mixing her own drinks tonight. I am attempting to post from my phone via email... alright. Okay! I love the Darwin Awards. It's fun to do these and see how much times have changed, and how much they haven't.

Letum(nex) Decet Mihi

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW OMG So what do I do when I'm having a bad day? Love is a crime, whose beginning is a glance, and whose ending is eternity. Okaaayyy... If your heart is nowhere in it I don't want it for a minute babe I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that there's a reason to write you a love song today...

I keep getting this insane desire to drink the A&W root beer at my work. ... Ok... My two Mike exboyfriends will never hear me say this to them, which is kinda a shame, but for the best...You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. The title of one of my junk mail emails said: So I'm really upset. So today I was paid $60 to disassemble lawn mowers. :D

My memory was once so bad that my babysitter beat the shit out of me one night and I completely didn't remember it the next day. I wanna talk to you. Live your life until love is found, because love's gonna get you down. Ugh. You only want me when you're drunk. Wow, so remember when I said how I've given up on Shubus and suddenly a guy pops up and is my sugar daddy?

"I learned that we might all sound different, but we should all be judged on what we do, not how good we are at saying something." -Satchel Pooch

Woo today I get to do a rather intense 8 hour shift with one other person. It's amazing whenever I go "ok, I'm ready to date again" about 4 guys suddenly become available and very interested. I just went to McDonalds and ordered a Mocha Joe... XD Ugh. Oh I forgot to mention this fight I got into with Ashley the other day. Ref: HERE So Aaron sends me text messages saying to never mind about him coming up on the 9th, that we just weren't working out, and he wishes me luck in the future. Wanna know something absolutely retarded? My mom said I can't date Aaron because Mike's new girlfriends name is Erin. XD So on Saturday, on the way to Gwen's house, I met up with Aaron first in Findlay, OH for dinner.

SamJ = Bad Friend. So... Two notes of major importance! My Dove Promise today said: I'll take the hit in finance for the increase of love and mind. I just looked at my credit card bill. The person you have called is unavailable right now, please try again later.

:D:D:D:D

Hehehe, Holly had a great idea. So remember how I said that I was going to make sure Aaron never thinks that he makes me sad? Hate is a strong word but I really, really, really don't like you. :D ANOTHER fight with Aaron. Rocks In Your Shoes - Emily West So I go from one relationship where we don't fight... I could keep on living without you, but baby, I would do anything to keep you in my heart. Can you believe that? I know what you're thinking.

Me: [bitching about someone on WoW that's pissing me off right now] A journey into my colon -- and yours Why is it that you're never able to recognize the happiest moments of your life when you're in the midst of them? Ok. (Order in which they were acquired)

This has been one hellhole of a week. :\ I've been a little depressed today. A strangled smile fell from your face Remember how I said I over exerted myself and both Dona and Brian were upset at me for canceling the yard work the next day? Yeah, this is, like, journal entry #5 for today, but I don't care. Someday everything will all make perfect sense. Alright. Ok, so when you ask for something, and someone else says "no"... when in the WORLD is it acceptable to go, "yeah, guess I'm never getting it, then, huh?"

Ah, so I was given the request to inform someone on what the hell has been happening to me these past few months while they've been gone. Ok, so I left off moving into my new apartment on September 4th... So for those who didn't read the two epic posts detailing my past year, I'll catch those up to date with all the new shit that's been going on. I feel like so much has gone on that I really should be talking about something, but when I go to say anything, I've got nothing to say. XD (Order in which they were acquired)

This is a fun and entertaining story for the person on the outside looking in. Enrich your life! Tell me what to think, because, honestly... I'm not giving up what I have with Aaron, but I'm definitely not going to try as hard anymore. Don't EVER fucking lie to me. I have been one horrible ass LJ friend lately.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Basically the gist of this voice post is: $3.99(per gallon) x 5(gallons) /= $20 So I feel like crying lately. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??!?!?! Okay SO... I'm losing you and it's effortless... I wish I were easier to love. (Order in which they were acquired) John has an excellent point. The final bloody installment on the Aaron front... Ah. So I hadn't talked to Aaron in two days and hadn't seen him online or anything..

So I haven't ridden in a motorcyle... since... ever, really. Ok well, I found this interesting and 90% accurate for my sign, let's see if anyone else agrees with me. Ok, so I'm trying very hard to stick myself to the vow I made just a few weeks ago... World of Warcraft. Izzy was right. We had a birthday over the wonderful 4th of July weekend!!! Today was an absolutely miserable day. Advanced Global Personality Test Results You’re having too much fun, or is this what you deserve? OOOOKAY!!! Do you ever see the sky grey

"I find it hilarious that the guy you're sleeping with is breaking up with his girlfriend for cheating on him."

On Tuesday the patch came out and I received another pet!!! Not for the easily offended... So yesterday I was up early to drive from East Lansing to Troy by 9:30. Well, now that I've subsided from my shock earlier, I'm going to do a quickish update of my week. Sometimes it's fun reading over old journal entries... You know how sometimes people on your friend's list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when??? Who is that person? Why are they kissing my brother? Is that a llama? How did they get that all of the way up THERE?!"

This Is My Life, Rated You’re about to reunite with someone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIMSY! HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: There is so much weighing on my mind, but I have no clue where to start. So let's start with Shubus. I don't think in the abstract. Okay... Nothing makes your day happier than free heated subs from the pizza shop across the street. So, I get in these "moods". It's 1am, I should be sleeping, but instead, I do this meme! Judge Delivers World Of Warcraft-Inspired Decision Here is a transcript of an email my "best friend", Ashley, sent me while we were having a fight..

What is the last song you listened to? 1. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone? Rules: Ok, so I've been massively spamming today... Stop imposing guilt trips on yourself and accept the way you feel. NAME: Sammy-Joe I realize I haven't been in the HP fandom in a very long time. Okay I essentially have an hour to try and type up what my past few days have been like. I smile a little whenever I see people still using icons I've made for them. http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007284.html

1. Have you ever gotten soap in your mouth for cursing? To the moderators of worldofwarcraft, if you read this, I'm sorry for submitting my request for membership twice. I am at work WAY too early. More idle rambling... I'm not a whore. Your result for The Psycho Relationship Test... Let's test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing when you had your last kiss? So I got to work on time. ^^ This is to prove how tired I was this morning... So Sunday night Hurl was talking to "Amber and Ashley". Little Chris, who I affectionately call Kiki, has it pretty rough I think. If it's bold, it's true. Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list.

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions. Love is most important in your life. I type 96 words per minute Ugh. Ah! Buahahahha! Your result for The Elemental Balance Test... his weekend was pretty sweet even though I worked an 8 hour shift with just me and Kiki on a Saturday. - Do the dishes It's all Kim's fault!!! >.> So it's 7 in the morning. So... My name starts with the letter J. Eh. Everyone should watch this.... Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you... LOTS has happened! I need your help!!! The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

TO: BigA Personnel So, in lieu of that MEMO I have posted in the next entry, my number has been called... So I spoke to Terri about possibly going to MSU in the near future. Ok, so I have a workplace/manager type problem I was wondering if anybody could help shed some light on for me.

1. List fifteen things you wish you could say to people but can't. It’s been clear for quite a while that you’ve had it — but you can’t make a move until you know in your gut that it’s time. A quick entry before heading in to work. Massive Flist Purge To Do List for this Week I've figured out a very early birthday present for me... Libra PLEASE tell me what the purpose of me spending my time on assigments for the lesson instructors if it just goes completely IGNORED?!?!?! Well, it's official that we're dating. Well, so this weekend... So here are the answers to some questions. I was walking in from my car tonight, and one of my neighbors stopped me in the hallway to talk to me about a game she has designed which she is going to present to a board of major game industry officials. Ok, so what I don't get is why you're so fucking condescending towards me.

"You are the most loving person I've ever met, and you deserve to find someone who is going to give you that same kind of emotion in return." Libra: I dreamed I was missing The other day, my neighbor had shown me the whole premise of her game called the "Time Warp" and there was a pick-up card that called for you to "Do the warp, go to a Time Warp square on the board." I wish there really was a Time Warp I could jump into. 1. Grab the nearest book.

This is a work rant, so prepare thyselves. Ron sat me down today and said we needed to get "the hours thing" straightened out. I think people are slowly realizing how hard it is to get rid of me unless you say something directly to my face. Birthday's I've missed... @ Janie: 7 times a minute. This weekend I'm planning some cool things for Hurl. ^^ New partner, opening mail: New All-American Rejects Single. So Ron found out yesterday that I'm planning to leave October 27th. Alright, so here's the deal.

Dear scrapdog, I've come to the conclusion that I'm very much not quite looking forward to my birthday this year. Does anyone know if there's a way to watch the debates this late in the game? So I've gotten three calls from people at the Dearborn store begging me not to quit.

Things I want to do "for my birthday": Jessica posted this, stating there were only 2 questions and it was really accurate. So, for the most part, I usually keep my nose well out of politics, foriegn affairs, environmental issues and the like... It's pretty funny how I use this less and less. Life is waiting for you. Dammit. Guys, I have poision ivy all up and down my arms, and a little on my stomach. ALERT!! No, it is NOT ok for you to talk to me like we're friends. So I have come to the conclusion that I'm a pretty anti-social person. There was a birthday yesterday!!! Woo, the birthday's are piling up!!! .... I missed a birthday yesterday because I was moving all my heavy stuff from one house to the other in a huge ass moving truck. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNY!!!! :D Missed another birthday!

The computer with the internet went out last week at work. I have finally updated my journal for Halloween. Cuz I'm bored and taking a break between packing, Ima do the "inappropriate survey" I stole from Megs. I wrote this in July of 2007. *yawn* Today I have a few things to do back in Troy: Hokay so I was able to do everything on my list from yesterday except drive to Grand Blanc. Ok so the UNOFFICIAL numbers are in: Buahaha the scales have been tipped! So everybody is slowly and quietly (and some not-so quietly) whispering about how Obama is going to get assassinated... Yeah I spent too much time this morning playing THIS So I know I've been all "well I want to get into the election" and it wasn't until yesterday that I was actually able to sit down and sift through everything.

So we moved into a house that has gone virtually unowned for about 5 years. Things To Do (in this order) You poached my private spot! Happy One-Day-Late Birthday!! I know I haven't been around much lately. Another one of those fun "To Do" lists... More Bullets! What did I do on the LAN party we had this weekend? I know this update is a few days late, but my Thanksgiving Day was wonderful! :) We've all seen the Jack Black video. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY!!!

Sooooooooo....... Katy. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. So much to say... :( Ooookay. 1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?

1) Take the first sentence of EVERY entry made in 2008
2) In your lj-cut tell us how many entries you made
3) Once you're done, make the sentences into your very own LJ update!

( I had 411 Livejournal Posts in Year 2008, how about you? )

HAPPY RABBIT HOLE DAY, FRIENDS! :D

I know, I know, I love you too... ;) ♥
~Sammy-Joe

Word Count (actual typed): 3922
Current Total: 9838

Movies to Watch
[ ] Grandma's Boy
[ ] Se7en
[ ] Snowcake
[ ] American X
[ ] Music and Lyrics
[ ] The Pursuit of Happyness
[X] Night at the Museum [01-20-08]
[ ] Lake House
[ ] Shrek 3
[ ] Pirates of the Caribbean III
[ ] Oceans 13
[ ] Original Oceans 11
[ ] Superbad
[ ] From Hell
[X] Sweeney Todd [01-05-08]
[ ] The Departed
[ ] 21 Dresses
[ ] Eagle Eye

( The Year... In Review... )

( Long Term Future )

Help me fill this out and complete objectives! :D

Chances are people you don't even know are being introduced to your journal every day, either randomly or through someone else. In addition to recent entries, people can get to know you better by what you posted in the past. With that in mind post a link to your entries on this day exactly six months ago, nine months ago, and a year ago. If there was no entry on that day, link the closest date.

3 Months Ago
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2007/11/07/

Six Months Ago
Technically there was one, but it's kinda lame:
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2007/08/07/
SO INSTEAD! :P
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2007/08/12/

Nine Months Ago
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2007/05/07/

12 Months Ago
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2007/02/07/

24 Months Ago
http://sra33.livejournal.com/2006/02/07/

Movies to Watch
[ ] Se7en
[X] Pirates of the Caribbean II [03/24/07] FINALLY!!! x.x
[ ] Snowcake
[X] The Devil Wears Prada [01/27/07]
[X] Meet the Robinsons [11/18/07]
[ ] American X
[ ] Music and Lyrics
[ ] The Pursuit of Happyness
[ ] Night at the Museum
[X] Wild Hogs [08/18/07]
[ ] Shrek 3
[ ] Pirates of the Caribbean III
[ ] Oceans 13
[X] Harry Potter OotP [07/13/07]
[ ] Superbad
[ ] From Hell
[ ] Sweeny Todd

( winter / spring / summah )

I have officially decided it is WINTER 2007
[ ] Learn snowboarding
[ ] Go skiing more than just once.
[X] Host a Xmas Party! [12/22/07]
[ ] Build a snowman.
[X] Build a gingerbread house!!! [12/25/07]
[ ] Watch at least 3 movies on my list. [0/3]

( I already have some of next year planned! :P )

( Long Term Future )

Help me fill this out and complete objectives! :D

It keeps getting lower every year. x.x

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	5.8
Mind:	5.7
Body:	6
Spirit:	5
Friends/Family:	3.7
Love:	3
Finance:	7.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

And because I'm bored enough.
Copy and paste the first paragraph of the first post of every month of 2007, as well as the mood and music...

January 1st Mood: jubilant.
Entry HAHAHAH! You know how I said I was apprehensive for the new year?

February 1st Mood: amused.
Entry Eugene brought this DVD in to work the other day to show it to me. It's excellent. I'm thinking of buying it. Anyway, I found a piece of it on YouTube.

March 1st Mood: productive.
Entry Okay, so I gave myself until midnight to do all my LJing and then go to bed. By my calculations, I have 15 minutes to attempt to tell you how my day was. To sum it up in one word... okay two: FUCKING WEIRD.

April 3rd Mood: happy.
Entry Oh damn, it's 3am... I was supposed to go to bed early today so I could get up at a decent time. Dammit. :\

May 1st Mood: amused.
Entry HAPPY BIRTHDAY phuck MAY 1ST

June 2nd
Entry IF THIS DOESN'T WORK IMA BE PISSED. I'm now doing an email post... *grumble*

July 2nd Mood: sleepy.
Entry Trivia for the Day: In the 1965 Beatles film Help!, who is pursuing Ringo?

August 1st Mood: excited.
Entry You know, I keep forgetting to mention this. I'm not so sure I've even talked about it since my instructor has mentioned it to me... So here's my big announcement...

September 1st Mood: contemplative.
Entry Oh, I was scanning my flist and I saw this and just HAD to repost it.

October 1st Mood: aggravated.
Entry HAY! GUESS WHAT GUYS?! Not only is Michigan not shutting down, but they've now imposed the long talked-about ... 2% Service Tax.

November 7th Mood: bouncy.
Entry Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

December 2nd Mood: bouncy.
Entry Wow, so hello from a long long time ago. Wish I could say lots of fun and interesting things have happened to me since I've been gone, but nothing's happened at all, really. :P

~Sammy-Joe

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Lived completely by myself. No roommates, nothing.

( The Rest )

In 2007 I…
( did a lot )
~Sammy-Joe

( Interesting Personality quiz )

So you know.. I think it was pretty accurate, actually. Very little I disagreed with, but that just could be me not seeing my own blind spots. :P
~Sammy-Joe

So I'm a little late... >.>

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Get an invisible friend. Get your resolution here.

~Sammy-Joe

[WARNING FOR MY FLIST!] I AM HERE TO MAKE THE CRACK-TASTIC POST OF THE MONTH!!! These will kinda be in seperate entries to whenever I get to them. About you in 2005

Yes yes, I get back and immediately become a survey whore, SO SUE ME! :P The lights keep flickering. OMG I JUST FOUND THIS AND I'M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

Day Three *sniff* I am officially offended!!! Stolen from disportraited JUST FOR YOU!!!!! online friends Day Eight Well, ya caught me. SWEET! THE EGGS HATCH TOMORROW! :D THEY HATCHED!!!!

Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. stold from phuck :D The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test

My life has been incredibly boring... For the past few days I feel like I'm on the edge of a grand thought, or something. My days are so ultimately boring.

Hehe, check it out Katy! EVERYONE NEEDS TO STEAL THIS ICON Omg this is so fuuunny!!! SOTALLY TOBER Let us start with yesterday, last night, for it's relevant. Year 1981 GOOD GOD! Someone's giving away a permenent account!

okay so First of all. Yeah. READY OR NOT!!! You know the drill by NOW. Okay, so who likes my new LAYOUT!!! :D Hehe, I guess I should say this. Jumping on the BANDWAGON!!! Bah.

This'll be quick because I need to be to work at 12. Quick update for now because I need to go to work! ALL ABOUT: Mike [ATTENTION MIKE!] :D Right, so after finding out Mike's great news, I went over to my mom's house (the testing center is right there), and sat around for a while. Remember to call mom around 1:30 - 2pm to get money from bond account. :D

Everyone needs to squee over my newest icon that just got! :D Hey. Yes. ANGEL_WITCH_ Wow. Wow, yes. omg. WANT! TO DO LIST! Bah. How many numbers you got? Yup. Ah well, for all those on my list that believes in God, this is a very sweet email I got from my mom. Grab the nearest book.

*bangs head against wall*
OMG, Megan!!! ...Is Miserable. Wow, I really wish that I could call someone in to work for me when I don't feel well. we'll start with the bad news, shall we? What hurts the most I will not make the same mistakes that you did On a sadder note, Megan still isn't talking to me. On a happier note, I have nearly 90 pictures of the Alan Rickaman moodtheme!!! I have a new best friend and she is SO much cooler than your best friend.

Hey guys. Phone: *rings* This is in response to something that Mike said the other day. This is for hippiechick13 to see if she can overcome first. After that wonderful spammage, disportraited and silverbirch29 want to know where they ended up.

HAH! OMG, you guys! Today I went from a house that smelled like burnt butter (Bob would enjoy that) to a store that smells like... Wanna know what made me REALLY HAPPY??!?! We had a birthday yesterday!!! :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOZART!!! You two still have a ways to catch first, but you're neck-in-neck with each other!!! Wooooowww... I haven't done one of these in a LONG time, so sue me!!!

Detroit High School Math Test OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT RABBIT HOLE DAY!!! And this.. my dears, is an LJ-Cut HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ERIN!!!!! OMG LIZZIE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! Here ya're silverbirch29 after that wonderfull spam-lachure. :D

OMG! You guys. OMG YOU GUYS!!! Jim Gaffigan. I thought I'd do this guy again. I am happy.

Stold from deeplyunhip 'cause she's cool like whoa. Keep in mind, Ron's been here TWO DAYS now.

Katy!!!! OMG!! Our confounded confirmation council is conferencing your consultations as quickly as conceivable and channeling bug chronicles to our cacophonous contingency. I really wanna know what the rest of you get! I'm following suit that someone else did on my friends list. Yup.

OMG YOU GUYZ!!! I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS THE BEST DAY IN THE WHOLE WORLD evilgeniuskaty!!!! :D

To all my girlie peeps out there! OMG you guys I'm totally stuck! Hey, last night I got struck by a very random thought. Hey guys! :D who wants to see these new icons I just made before anyone else? Wow. Right. Okay. Alright. Here's the deal: Answer at least 3 questions from each section. A VERY HAPPY BIRHTAY TO hippiechick13!!! Oh yay! Guess where I am? Well isn't that SPESHAL!

Nimmy is doing...
FABULOUS!!!

YAY FOR FILLING THINGS OUT! I am really dreading having to work with Paul tomorrow. On Valentine's Day!

_♥♥♥♥^{♥♥♥♥♥}♥_{♥♥♥♥♥}♥^{♥♥♥♥♥}♥_♥♥♥

This is what happens when I'm bored.

GOOOOD MORNING, LIVEJOURNAL! HAPPPPPYYYY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Hmmm... my days, shall we? Ok! Two jokes because nobody wants to hear about my real life anyway... I totally got frostbite yesterday.

I am rather quite disappointed in the lack of response to my COMMENT WAR. COMMENT WAR?!?!?! Wow. The COMMENT WAR is going swimmingly. :D *blink* THE TALLY'S ARE IN! :D Mostly for Lizzie. So I know there's no way we can reach 5,000 by Friday, but we probably can do some decent damage...... Our new goal is to reach 2,000 comments by closing. Well... It was 60 or so when I woke up. The COMMENT WAR closes in 5 hours and 37 minutes! Ok, so, as of page 60 of comments here are your totals.... HOKAY... So I finished up to page 70. ONE MORE HOUR!!! I am at the end of page 125 out of 162 pages. THE FINAL TALLIES ARE IN!! Could I please have the following people... STEP RIGHT UP!!!

ok, so my toof feels a tad... odd.. :\ So I get home yesterday in a mood. Am I the only one (other than Simon) who thinks Ace sucked today??? I just HAD to post this.

And to this very day... Katy and I have come to the conclusion that sra means Sammy's Really Awesome. So follow the leader down. I've seen this circling around. I AM TOTALLY THE COOLEST BECAUSE I JUST LEARNED HOW TO DO THIS!!! I haven't done one of THESE in a long time! Hopefully I get everyone on my flist to do this....

HI EVERYBODY!!! Today was a note-worthy day. :\ My life has been rated: ... *blink* Ok everyone. Remind me to add this to the end of my polls so I know how many people have taken them... :\ Okay, a second round! I know this is a day late, but I just picked it up, because I'm a lazy ass. :D

OMG! MY COMPUTER + LIVEJOURNAL = PISSING ME OFF!!! Court date is in two days (9:30pm) YAY!

I'm going to try this... Today was the first day I woke up feeling refreshed since.... I present to thee.. I'm quite sure none of you want to do this, but I have 102 icons, and I really should do some pruning. I am 10% modified, 8% extreme and 40% tolerant! I've come to a very grand conclusion today. I'm checking up on all my friends' journals, whether they've updated recently or not. Since I'm a pathetic promoting h0r, I will link you to Appendix A Icons 1-53 done so far. :)

Just because this is such a wonderful event for me, (and I'm mind-numbingly bored) I am here to proclaim... Rachel: OMG I JUST WON A $29,000 POT! fandom_wank has been suspended, eh?!

Came across this and it made me laugh, so I thought you guys could use some sunshine. :) Thank you, crazy_megan, for this entertaining meme. :) AI... Who invented the smiley face, and did he do time for it? Weee!

You know, I've come to a very large realization today. Well then... Hokay. I'm back! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG. SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU? Edited slightly from hermioneluna, who edited it slightly from exsequar, who got it from crystalkirk, who came up with this crack-tastic meme. :P

I have 6 questions for my meme And this is really entertaining me, so even if you're not interested at all, be a pal and give me a few questions. Being Bored + Having No Life = SammyJoe Does Tons of Surveys! *wry smile* MEME ANSWER TIME! BLAME NIKKI!

OMG!!! Today was quite the off day... I don't think I've missed anyone, but if I have, terribly sorry... In general, though, yesterday was quite the bad day. Ok, that didn't work, so the comment wizard goes on this one... I'll move the toilet info to another post. Now for my work lamentations. Right. WTF?!

First line of lyrics meme. You know, relative to its size, a barnicle has the largest penis.

Am I obsessed enough to make myself a Snape Moodtheme?? I DID THE MOODTHEME!!! *bounces* moodtheme_create "Sammy-Joe Snape Moodtheme1" "The Many Faces of Snape!!"

Ok, for my song meme, I've added the second line to all songs that haven't been guessed correctly yet. I'm redoing a poll I did a while ago. Wow. *sigh* So close! *dramatic pose* UGH! I've decided that none of you care how my weekend went. What the hell? O.o... Right, so I have about 20 or less friends who've done this, and it hasn't circulated in a while... besides... I'm curious. YAY!

Whoever did that to me last night should feel ashamed for yourself. :\ Today has been a WEIRD ASS day! A livejournal friends meme stoled from Noah. :) This is how it works: Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. I know this is a little late, but am I the only one who thinks that Kat ROCKED yesterday? Hah.

Ok kiddos. Ok, so it's 6:30 and I'm extremely bored. So here's what I'm going to do. Omg real update time?! OH NOEZ!! Right... so I got started on everybody's picture meme ideas. This is a completely useless update for anyone who doesn't care about Anderson music.

ummm... ARRRRRRRRRGH OMG-KILL-DEATH-MURDER-STABBIDY-GLARE-SMACK-DED-STARE MORE MEME-AGE! Still bored. Sorry Katy. I completely and 100% stole these ideas. Everyone needs to ooh and aww over my new icon. LOTS OF WONDERFUL EWWIE GOOOEY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TOOOOOOOO.... Hey everyone!

I'm doing two in one today because I know Meggy's leaving soon, and I was late... OH HAPPY DAY! Yesterday was amazing. :) Wow. *brouses random person's icon selection* I have so much to say, but whenever I go to say it, I can't. Finally Tally for the Movie Meme: The rules: Time-wise, right now I am... Okie doke. I was talking to Rachel about how I'm getting sloshed on my birthday, and we were discussing drinks. *opens email* Mmmmmmmmmmm... White Castle! Yup. "it's the only souqid you eat with fpoon"

Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. Elliot || 01,04,07 Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list things you want to say to ten different LJ friends.

Hello Livejournal, this is your lovely Sammy-Joe. Helllllloooooo, live-journal.... Headache. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? I feel sorry for all of you that are on my flist and also that of Hogwarts_Elite members. Hee!

HOMG BIRTHDAY! *grumble* Yesterday was... Odd. I'm doing it this way so you don't have to read the helluva long post before this one. Chances are, if you can read this, you're friends with meiletum.

Two things. Hokay.
1) HOMG NEW DEFAULT!

This is taken word for word from Katy. Ugh. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Okay. Haven't done one of these in a long time!

This totally deserves it's own post.

New Userpage Layout Since I've been meaning to do this for some time now, but keep forgetting. I'm still going through the promotion stage of iamtonks I'm still showing you some pictures here. Just for opaleyes. JUNE This will be the first time in probably a long time I'll ever be able to say this, so I'm going to say it while it's there. *nods*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE!!!! Who DOESN'T want drunken pictures of them floating around LJ?! The 18th was not only Father's Day, but my half brother, Sean's, birthday, AND Mike's mom, Cathy's birthday.

"I've never seen such a horrible display of hate-hoots" The purpose of life is a life of purpose. sa;flkjwern;f. Oh man. I died in the Dungeon of Sra33 omg. Sorry I'm on an updating frenzy. Hello everybody... Well, it's my first day in, and I'm at my grandma's apartment. I'm so annoyed right now. FIVE SORTED!!!

Testing Testing... 123.. COMBAT CARDS 2.0 I got all philosophical on Katy's ass, and I thought she shouldn't be the only one to suffer. I have a feeling I'm going to be doing a lot more massive updates and a lot less "hey, I'm bored" updates from now on. *ahem*

Yeah, I know I started this, like, a million years ago, but I'm FINISHING IT! DAMMIT! I know how much you guys loved those bullets, but I don't think I can do that everyday. :P Ugh. *cough* WELL! I had some time before Sara and I went out to Junior's Cheesecake and then off to the Laugh Lounge (much like the Comedy Castle of Detroit). Loyal and brave, as Harry Potter you may be have a hot temper at times, but you have a warm heart and a thirst to help those in need.

ARRGH I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW! Today was a COMPLETE switch from yesterday. I have just one thing to say... I miss my flute. :( When was that last time I updated? It's 6pm. 1:04hr left!!! 29% completed!!! [7:01] Oh! Argh. GROUND BREAKING ANNOUCEMENT! Yesterday was a decently good day. FUCK guys!

meme stolen from witchdollie yesterday, and finished today. Quick update during lunch. Good News, Good News, and MORE GOOD NEWS! :D Awww!!! Hey, Live Journal. I'm going to do my best and update, but this computer is slow. VoicePost This will be cut for those of you who are uninterested in Harry Potter. Who Knows me the Best

Right, so an actual update, huh? Ummm... bored. Ummm... I'M BAAACK! I seem to be attracting crack lately. ;) I'm sure everyone who's had a birthday since mountainmike is wondering "hey! Where the fuck is mine?!" *shrug* Might as well. *gigglesnort*

THIS has been brought to my attention, and I just had to link to it myself. HOMG I LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS!!! Ahhh! WAKE UP!!! OMG! I'm surprised I didn't mention this in my journal, but it really unnerved me when it happened. You know, today was a good day. Ok, so there's a few things on my agenda for today. I got a new layout. I am here to inform you I just got a new moodtheme thanks to ladytalon in her post HERE

ALRIGHT! My. Day. Has. Been. HELL. Your walk is: Possibly Influenced by Narcotics I haven't been here in forevars, and what do I post?? Huge update, because I know you all CARESOMUCH about my life! So quick update. Instead of making a new post every time, I should probably just save all my cool links onto one clusterphuck of an entry. AAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! I MISSED TWO BIRTHDAYS!!! We had two birthday's yesterday! I just now figured out what Katy meant by the "Katy tag" so here you go. VoicePost

Please fill this out for me so I get to know more about you! omg guys. Ok, so I am royaly scared right now. OKAY! Dude, so I ran a report today. VoicePost Lots to tell you but absolutely NOTIME in which to tell it. T.J's Dorm ##! My mom just sent this to me. TO DO TOMORROW TODAY: I need a WoW icon. *ahem* Check out my dragon baby icon! :D I HAVE AN INHALER NOW!! Miscallaneous

Right, so... I have 99 friends. I've stayed up so late that I almost can't get to sleep. Okay, since the stupid TextLJ isn't working, and my interwebs wasn't working this morning... I shall update you NOW about my birthday.

I am NOT in a good mood today :-\ I miss life.

This is so I don't forget... Paid Account, expiring 2007-01-12 http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003094.html

World of Warcraft ate my soul, but I don't seem too upset about it. I'm a level 38, less than half way through. It is now my ritual every night to come home with food, hop on WoW, then check LJ, go to sleep.

Haven't done one of THESE in a long time! Mmm. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I want to know the right answers! :P Top Commenters on sra33's LiveJournal i made a new layout. Ummm. yeah. *giggle*

ahhhhhh gotta make this quick because I guess maybe kinda sorta we're going out tonight at 10? Last night was excellent.

Megan, Tell me... What did i do to deserve a friend like you? Look. There are very few things that you can do to make it on my Shit List. One, Two, THREE STRIKES you're OUT! I don't know whether to be the higher person, or be a downright childish, petty and immature bitch. There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey. Answer the following questions, and put your reasoning after. What did I do?

Some of you may or may not know, I went to Panic! At the Disco today. Okay, so all the pictures have been uploaded (only 97 came out with any sort of decent quality that wasn't just the same pictures over and over).

Open iTunes, set to shuffle, fill in title, don't cheat. Copy and paste the first paragraph of the first post of every month of 2006, as well as the mood and music...

Okay. Bad, BAD news about Randy's dad. First of all: Well. Two things: Ummm... so alright.

Sooooo... Shopping's over.... Guess what? It's Thanksgiving! So. Dear Santa...

Just saw Katy off! :D If there ever was a planet that has gotten an unfair reputation for its inability to be readily observed it would have to be Mercury, known in some circles as the "elusive planet." Hehe.

Reason #4 Why I LOVE My New iMac: Yesterday I wore my new outfit from Deb.
Reason #20 why I LOVE my new iMac: There was a song that I heard on the radio the other day that ROCKED, and I couldn't figure out what who it was.

Today is going to be a LOOOOONG day. :\

Dear Bob:
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, and you can't stand it.
WEE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Where'd everybody go?

I've officially made a better FO filter for all general FO stuff.
Wow. Okay. I know I shouldn't be mentioning this in my journal, but I'm just so happy, and I can't believe I forgot to tell you until now... Okay. ZOMG! There are three conversations from the hair place that I thought was very funny.

Work was just one frustration after another.
Katyface: simmer
UvulaBob: hang on..
... >:[
You. Zomg. OMG NUUUUUUU!!!
Yes.
Mmm...

I've been meaning to do this, but I just did a decently large revamp of my icon section (okay so it was only 10. That's big for me, so shush.) New default icon for the season! List all of the LJ friends who you know or have met IRL. I just updated my Profile.

More links to comics I think are funny... Ummm... So today was... unexpected. This Is My Life, Rated K. Is that seat taken I know this is useless and trivial, but as it's my LJ, I feel I should do with it what I please. My dear Kyle has introduced me to a wonderful website called bash.org.

Dec 24 So there's a few notes of significance I must write about. Okay so I'm getting all emotional, and everyone's ingoring me, and I think I'm getting WAY too emo. Okay so I got another question for my loverly flist here... Does anyone here have a Mac? Ohhh... My... *blink*

Today has been nothing but massive damage control.... but everything will work out tomorrow.

Oh... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Uncle Rico and Eugene!!! Yes yes. Okay so Christmas, right? Oh. okayyyyy... So! Dec 24th - So on Christmas Eve, I worked. Instructions: Ahhh... OKAY! So what started out as a 8 person get-together, has turned into a big event. Today was absolutely dreadful. Delay the hurtful words of complicated overcast Will you be looking for a new job? Eh. Okeee...

BYE EVERYONE!!!
~Sammy-Joe

[EDIT] I've decided to cut around the seasons we aren't currently on to reduce scroll amount.

( I made 490 entries in 2006! )

WOO CRACK!
If that whole entry up there made NO sense, and you'd like to know WHY, I'd suggest you click the link. :P

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!

~Sammy-Joe
P.S. I think I'm going to change this post to happen every year on Rabbit Hole Day. It'd be perfect.

[EDIT] I've decided to cut around the seasons we aren't currently on to reduce scroll amount. With new layout, it's quite long...

( Winter )

( Spring )

( Where has the Summer gone?! )

( Fall's... Over. Too soon. *sniff* )

Omg... Winter time ALREADY?! Bah. :\
( 2006 is OVER!!! )

Let me know if you think I should add anything or would like to help me accomplish anything. :)
~Sammy-Joe

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.3
Mind:	6
Body:	5.9
Spirit:	5.5
Friends/Family:	4.1
Love:	5.4
Finance:	6.9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Compare that to last year.
~Sammy-Joe

Copy and paste the first paragraph of the first post of every month of 2006, as well as the mood and music...

January 1st Mood: bored.
Entry These will kinda be in seperate entries to whenever I get to them. Some days are just like "we sat around in the sun and read" so there'll be more than one day in those entries. I like chronicaling things, so if you're annoyed, stuff it. :P

February 1st Mood: indescribable.
Entry Katy!!!! You h0r!!! I wanted to actually, ya know TALK to you, but I was totally dead from cold medicine and doing a rental return at the same time. BAAAAH. :(

March 1st Mood: excited.
Entry So I get home yesterday in a mood. I had been... crabby most of the day, but just a bit under-the-surface crabbiness....

April 2nd Mood: relaxed.
Entry I'm back! What a weekend.

May 1st Mood: giddy.
Entry Right... so I got started on everybody's picture meme ideas. I'm going to keep myself a checklist under the lj cut. :)

June 2nd Mood: busy.
Entry Two things. No make that three.

July 2nd Mood: aggravated.
Entry I'm so annoyed right now. They say "free wireless internet" and I assumed just that, so I didn't bring an enternet cable or anything. They didn't say, however, "free wireless internet, but it connects you at 1 bar, and really, you'd be better off connecting with an ethernet cable. Oh and btw, your ethernet jack is about 7 feet from your computer. Have a nice day. *smile*"

August 1st
Entry [VOICE POST] “Hey, Live Journal. Guess who this is? Yeah.
And guess what temperature it is? Yeah. It's one hundred and four. And that's just the heat index.
So anyway, we have a note for you, ready?
We're dyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. (Choke, choke.)”

September 1st Mood: accomplished.
Entry I got a new layout. I'm still trying to get used to it... sra33

October 3rd Mood: mellow.
Entry TO DO TOMORROW TODAY:

November 6th Mood: irritated.
Entry Ummm. yeah.

December 1st Mood: amused.
Entry I'm the new cancer, never looked better, and you can't stand it.
Becasuse you say so under your breath.

~Sammy-Joe

I know this is a day late, but I just picked it up, because I'm a lazy ass. :D

Anyway...
!!!

~Sammy-Joe

OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT RABBIT HOLE DAY!!!

I'm so sad and disappointed. :( I waited for this day since last year. I wasn't able to get online on the 27th or something, and I MISSED IT!!! *sigh*

Next year, eh?

Someone remind me, m'kay?

~Sammy-Joe

In the year 2006 I resolve to: To be a bitch. Get your resolution here

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Omg. That was perfect! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
~Sammy-Joe

I'm a loser. I really am. To see ACTUAL stuff of any importance that I'd like to see replies to, go HERE and HERE

So anywho. Because of incredible boredness which I could be using to make Icons or F/O banners for HE, instead I am posting the first sentence for every, yes EVERY, journal entry of 2005. Woot!

( I made 416 entries in 2005! )

You scored as Neutral Good. I don't get it. What Happened New Year's Eve?

Post some random memories of me. hehehehe. That's not me... >halo< Am I that horrible of a person? I was reading someone's diary, and it got me thinking... I've decided I'm going to start lobbying for a new constitutional amendment that bans everyone with green eyes from getting married.

sra33, You Are 21 Years Old

Hmmm... did I ever tell you about the $1300 bill I had at the car shop the last time I took my car in? You know you want to. OMG! I, all of a sudden, just got the WORST headache in the WORLD! ::damn::

Copy and paste the first paragraph of the first post of every month of 2004, as well as the mood and music... Just a little reminder that Rabbit Hole Day is tomorrow!

Last night, while watching TV, I heard a soft knock on the back door... If you don't want to click on the link, I have an explination here:
I dunno if Friendship Week is over or not, but I'm posting this just the same.

Check this out! Your College Life by highfivejunkie Better late than never... Who here likes Pearls Before Swine, the comic strip?

The Great LiveJournal Outage of 2005

I was looking in the yellow pages for the Applebee's phone number so I can call them back to see where my application was going. I'd like to send out a HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY to wistfulkatrina!!!

I have a question for all you out there. Whichever apply to me, hit reply and tell me!!

I almost died from my own spit today!

Time to update this. >sigh< You guys, I have a big dillema. Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. Ok, so that subject line didn't really work... but whatever.

I think there are times when we should all stop, and pay attention to some of the serious issues affecting young children today. Yes, I seem to be an updating whore today. It is now time for me to pimp out the communities I'm still involved in and would like you to all check out. :-D

This is MESSING with my layout!

He came to her in a dream, a sad, beautiful Samnite boy who had lost his way home. ::sigh:: well, I had a rather eventful day. :-D Now, I just KNOW you guys are dying to see pictures of my brand new earrings! ::sigh:: there's nothing really to write to you guys!

FRIENDDITTO IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Alrite. Thank you, Ashley [onceuponamoon], for you have given me much to think about! List of the people who've responded or otherwise shown that they're trustworthy.

OMGOSH!!! Okie doke, just follow the cuts. Right, time for a real update guys. >sigh< I wish I could have done more, and maybe some different people. The 'Tempting Fate' meme.

Ok, I know this may seem like a major scam for you guys... What sucks is that everybody has asked why I'm leaving the goth community but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR. Since I can't loose a LJ update, I think I'm going to do this.

It's been a long time, and you know, I think I need to let you all know again. Bold those that you've seen. St. Patty's day went well. Ok, this'll be quick because I need to be at work at 6, and it's 4:30 and I still need to change out of my Anderson clothes. :-D

::grumbles::
::yawns:: Hi guys!
Omygosh guys, I am SO SICK!!! ::sniff::
Isn't that the funniest icon? >lmao<

Ok, so I have two birthday annoucements that are pretty late because this is the first time I've been able to get online since... Thursday? Gosh, has it been a while!

OMG guys, I'm freaking out!!! Hey, thanks for all the kind words you guys. Just so I can take up your whole friend's page... Ok, so I'm slowly -and when I mean slowly, I mean S-L-O-W-L-Y- writing a story.

"Neither of her parents knew Margie was practicing magic while they were asleep. It wasn’t until very late in the morning that Margie woke up. Margie didn’t have to go to school for the rest of the season, and she quickly found out that her suspicions were right about her being forced to leave. August 24th is here, which meant that the first day of her new school was coming much faster than Margie ever could have expected. Why do the children all eat their homework?"

Ok, my STORY has now been made friends only.

Depressed. Your brain: 120% interpersonal, 100% visual, 100% verbal, and 80% mathematical! So... My dad called me at 9am today. Right, so you all might be wondering what's up. ::whistles:: Oops.

Cool Quote of the Day:
"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept
along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the
castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown
asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian
lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception,
screaming madly, 'You lied!'"

Answer the following questions, then using Google Image Search, choose the first image that comes up from your search. WE HAD TWO BIRTHDAY'S YESTERDAY!!! Your True Birth Month Is December 1 minute ago: I filled out my true month quiz.

Hello,
Yup. We got a new manager named Bob Card! :-D What is UP?! Idea inspired by deepestdreams even though it's not the same.

Alright. How was your memorial day? :-D

Check it out guys! Hourly Distribution of sra33's Journal Entries (FULL JOURNAL version) Stoled from the loverly deepestdreams because she always has the coolest stuff going on! :-D This is for me, just in case I lose my hardcopy. ;)

::grumble:: My computer is STILL down, and Mike's laptop won't play FFR! Ok, so I know I haven't done much with Margie lately, but back when I was writing a lot about her, I decided to draw her myself.

Attention Jaycee! Hey. This was inspired by somebody, and you know who it is, so thank you for that. :-D Okok. RENO 911 ROCKS MY SOCKS!!

I got berated for not doing something properly which I didn't know how to do at all in the first place, and then I got yelled at for getting upset! :(:(:(:(:( (Stolen from bamabelle24) WOOT!

Hi everybody! Whoops. This is what I heard from Dee at work. I remembered this time! :-D Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list And a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ladysun36 the 8TH of JULY!

Hello. Name 20 friends in no particular order.

Hehe, check it out Gwen! I'm in an analytical mood today. I just LOVE birthday annoucements!!! :-D Your objective is simple: World Domination. I'm going to put pictures from ten different movies, and I want YOU to tell me which movies they are from.

Everybody needs to do my movie meme! You all did a great job! Underline the ones that fit you...

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE! I haven't finished reading it yet (see title). We have TWO wonderful birthday's today!!! :-D

Ok. Alright. If you can't tell, the whole lj-cut is one gigantic spoiler. I post my theroy about book 6 here. IDEA!!! I was reading through my old diary at opendiary.com, and I came across this, and I just couldn't stop laughing!

INNOCENT OR GUILTY? I WANT TO GET MY POEMS BACK! CONF CODE: 416161 H mhm ephl k siyo ehzc koi.

I was playing around with my friends' view, and suddenly I noticed things were looking really wierd... I found NOW13 which my brother gave me for my birthday a year ago, so I popped it in. Brought to you by the letter G.

A seasonably late, but still good... Okie doke peepz! More birthday's!!! :-D

You all love me, yes you do! MY MOM GOT ME A CELLPHONE COVER!!! LEAVE AN ANONYMOUS COMMENT WITH: Saturday I went to Mike's office picnic and I got signed up for a Volleyball team.

Who here thinks that ADD or ADHD is real?

Missed a Birthday! List 10 things that make you happy, tag some people (5 people, to be specific) afterward.

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA A HHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHH HHH!!!! ::DIES:: Aside from JUST BARELY loosing out on $500 (which sucked more than you can imagine), this has been, like, the best week of my life!

HAPPY TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!! (and Mike)

CHECK IT OUT!!! 90.7% of my friends are female. Want another poll? I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. FINALLY!!! 26 people took my poll, and 23 people like my new default kitty! In addition to that, 12 people consider it their favorite. KYLE, GWEN, AND JOHN!!!

Extendable Ears = Melissa Zavadil

I don't know how much I've been talking about Mike's up and coming news. 10 years ago - I was nine. 1.~How did you meet nachahmer? 1.~How did you meet mountainmike? I figure since we're getting a decent amount of pictures each theme, and also, like, totally sweeping the board with winning (which I think others might find unfair). Chances are people you don't even know are being introduced to your journal every day, either randomly or through someone else. I have a better REAL post which will be hilaciously LONG coming later. Whoops!

Hmmm... I haven't had time for said "major update", so I think I shall do it in chunks. Needless to say, I didn't show up to work ontime today. >laughs<

The Suck Up Slur
Ok, so I start walking back to the kids... and I see them coming my way! >laughs< I'm gonna miss Bob soo badly when he's gone... ::sniffle:: ::sigh:: I hate my stupid new bank crap.

Right. Who here knows anything about journal layouts? Put an x by the things you actually haven't done. Ok, so my layout is TOTALLY not done yet, but at least I know how it's going to look. ::growl:: ok fine... DON'T help me out with my layout!

An array of completely random questions about my friends! HAPPY BIRTHDAY samanthadeath!!! EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE! Okkk... TIME TO PIMP MY COMMUNITITES!!! THREE WAYS IM STILL JUST A KID - PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail-in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

You guys, I think I've got it! Wow. Umm.. yeah. TOTALLY messed up!!! NEW LAYOUT!! the Prankster. Please help.

SEPTEMBER: I share the same sentiments as asraix who I stole this from.

What State do you live in?

Today SUCKED... -ish :( Look at your LJ "interests" list. That was really wierd... ::sigh:: You happy now, Ken?

Right. Happy 9/11 Everyone! 1.) Copy these instructions into your journal. I'm bringing this back.

FRIENDS LIST CLEANOUT!!! THE CURRENT HIGHEST BID IS $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (a google)

Ok. Bold the ones that are true. When looking for the expiration date, I found this: Hey! Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Hey! :-D

Ok, we're rounding our last leg of the friends cut. Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.

This summer I: Oh... Has anyone here ever tasted deoderant?

Quiz time!!! Alright. >lmao< I started my computer up and I almost hit [ctrl]-I which is the code for a sales invoice at work. Megs will remember this. I Am A: Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Bard

DUDE!

YES YOU!!!

Credit sra33 or _samj_graphics, please.

::facepalm:: here's a poll for you!!!

TO MY SO CALLED FRIENDS,
Advanced, GODDAMIT!

Bank Account Crap... My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul. I'm officially tracking my spending for the month of September, so I can see where I can cut out extraneous money and I can start saving wisely. Leave your name and I currently have 63 out of 100 icons filled. ::facepalm::

Yay! I just did a voice post and I can't wait to see how it turns out. Well, THAT'S frustrating. ::grumbles::

Top Commenters on sra33's LiveJournal One: Hahaha, I'm such a dork! ::sigh:: If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.

Work. FINE YOU LOSERS! Tell me. Type "(Your Name) needs" into google, and turn some of the results into a poll. Friends with the Less Fattening Centres. And since I can't stop at just one, let's see what MY BOYFRIEND needs!!! :-D

OKAY THAT'S IT!!! In other news, the COMMENT WAR is coming along swell!

STATS FOR THE COMMENT WAR AS OF NOW Wow you guys!!! SRA33: ||||| ||||| ||| TOP COMMENTORS! TOOT_RICKY: ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| |||||100 ||||| ||||| ||||| |||| ASRAIX: ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| |||||100 ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| |||| ONE MORE BEFORE BED!!! I've decided to make my tallies public incase anyone wanted to correct anything. TALLY TIME. CLRGRDCUTIE: ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| |||||100 ||||| ||||| ||||| |

WE HAVE 10 MORE HOURS TO REACH 5,000!!
1,300 MORE TO GO!
WE'RE AT 4,015!
4444!!!!!

it crashed.

THE LAST TALLY!! CONGRATULATIONS! (X) Pirates of the Caribbean Yes, I actually finished the tallying late last night, but I've been working on a few other things... ::devilish look:: BANNERS AND AWARD-GIVING!! DO IT!!! Hehehe.

If you don't care enough about me to do what I ask you to, why should I go out of my way to do what you ask me to? Before you go and grab your significant other and shower them in gifts and cards from Hallmark, read what Sweetest Day is really all about. Cut... for your pleasure!

BAH. Ok, we're going to try and be a little smarter with our spending now... >laughs< In the end, we will not remember the words of our enimies, but the silence of our friends... No, I totally didn't fudge the results.

::ROFLMAO:: You guys have GOT to do this!

OMG THIS IS DRIVING ME BATTY! hehehehehe. Hahaha, omg. Heheh, sorry. Look at my icons and comment with the following: BTW, for the official results, the comment war started at 2005-10-08 05:57 pm and ended on 2005-10-10 11:54 pm

I'm collecting data to get a certain xxalyoop42xx booted from a certain _commentwhores I dunno if I've posted this before, but I'll do it again, anyway! :-D HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... >.<

Damn. Bah. Uh oh!!! Ok, so I've got tomorrow all planned out. So here's the deal. IGNORE!

Hi everybody... Voice Post You made me cry on my birthday!

hey girl. Hey guys. "Why is bra singular and panties plural?" Do it. SHITNESS! A wonderful and most generous Omg 67 friends!

Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body. Okie doke, I've been roped in. Ok, so I got pretty darn sick on Monday night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY!!!

Truth Or Dare!!!! EVERYBODY NEEDS TO READ ALL THESE AND COMMENT HERE TO LET ME KNOW YOU'VE READ ALL FOUR OF THEM!!! _litebrite dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Angel of Strength. YOU GUYSSSS.... :( Bored.

OK FOLKS! lilkatie08 deleted my comment!!! :( THANKS A LOT TO STUPID COWORKERS WHO SCREW ME OVER ON MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!!

ok, so I spent the evening reading comics and these were the best... That one SUCKED lemme try to get closer to my phone... >.< Hrm... this is getting REDICULOUS!

Businessman lady #1: See, she always finds a way to make things about her!
Host: Hello, you're on the air.
This is the game to show me how well you know me... [dun dun dun].

Do you see now, or did you ever even want to... We'll see what happens. Everyone is ignoring me today... Hi Heather! ::waves:: ::pinches cheek::

OMG! ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ!!! Finefine, I really REALLY messed up and didn't add points at all for one answer... so here we go: :-D

You know what would be a really cool meme?

How can I discuss things with someone who refuses to talk to me?! OMG!!! Right.

Just a quick update about the race. What's YOUR Birthday Mean...? Yes, all I do are quizzes anymore... MY WEEKEND?! 1. Post a comment- OMG MEGS IS HERE!!! Ok, I'm still stealing from sunrise_girl because I'm a loooooser that way.

DAMMIT!
READY?!
READY?!
OMGRUREADY?!
What Do We Have Here?!

Dear Red Headed Asshole,
Get Your Stuff in SOON!
From rubber to girl scouts...

EXTRA CREDIT!?!? Today's going to be a LONG day. OMG... Everyone NEEDS to see this!!! Ummm... WOOT! HOLEY SHIT. Is everybody bored with these quizzes yet?! :P ANSWERS TO ROUND TWO!!! ANSWERS TO ROUND THREE!!!

Foreth thou, katuna
Fun is most important in your life.

Answers to Round Four.
I know I said top THREE placers, but Mike had an unfair advantage, so I'll take the first FOUR placers. :) Reply to this entry by posting a picture of yourself in the comments, then post this sentence in your own journal.

You tell me you care, but your actions say otherwise. ::roflmao:: Ok, you guys have GOT to read this! Update on life? Iiiiiiii... think it's time.

Table TOTALLY stolen from Jaycee... Only ONE brave soul has taken my ICON POLL!!! Okay... Time for wishlist lists!!! :) Somebody needs to tell me to get THESE.

1. What is your name? omg. Well, that's it.

MY GOD! HI LAURA! Yup. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

This entry has been cleared. ...omg this is rediculous. ::cough::

OMG I GOT IT!!!! Wow. You entered: 10/22/1985

Ken,
Stand up. YESTERDAY WE HAD TWO BIRTHDAY'S!!!! Oh yeah. ... omg, how could I forget internet addiction!!! Just letting you know that the COMMENT WAR is still going on.

OMG EVERYONE CHECK OUT MY FIRST EVER BLINKIE!!! Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done or that's happened to you on this list.

Hi Laura. Whoever made THIS: OK THAT'S IT! UPDATING!!! :-D Remember that rant recently about Ken? Omg gonzostar, you rock!

FRIENDS CUT! Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. GOD IS COMING!!!!

The REALLY COOL thing about having lots of online friends, is you never know who's gonna get you what. As it stands 18 people are getting cut. I cam whored today.

HEY EVERYBODY! OMIGOD THEY HATCHED!!!!!

It's 9:55, and Ken's not here.

You wanna know what I find HILARIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?! Haha. I WENT TO JAIL YESTERDAY!!! GO MEGAN!!!

We have to live with the things we do to get back at people. The following people are knocked. After she's deleted THREE of my comments to her, I finally broke. Are you bored?

Dear Santa...
The Survey to End All Surveys!

Well, Ken's been "removed" from the schedule for leaving Megs and me alone yesterday. 1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?

OH NOEZ!!! Katy's is about to end and mine started two weeks earlier than hers. Well then. Ok, I've been slacking big time in the friends department lately, but I'd like to get people involved in this.

Okies. oh my... *snort* I'm a loser.

~Sammy-Joe

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I donated bone marrow to immortal11 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March sunrise_girl and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I punched jrocker in the arm (-10 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been nice (183 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, sra33

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Hilaciously long survey to come...
~Sammy-Joe

Before you go and grab your significant other and shower them in gifts and cards from Hallmark, read what Sweetest Day is really all about.

( The origins of Sweetest Day )

Happy Sweetest Day to EVERYONE!! :-D
~Sammy-Joe

( >laughs< Jaycee had to get me back for tricking her... )

( Second trip... Different people )

( Last time, because I'm a candy whore )

WOOT! So I ended up with 183 pieces of candy, 2 wads of paper, an eraser, a rotten egg, and a scratched CD.

That was a nice waste of 5 minutes...
~Sammy-Joe